I want to have your abortion
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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