last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
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Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
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I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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