New low: just hacked my moms facebook
handjob tips. give me some.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
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Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
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by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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