Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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