Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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