He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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