it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
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I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
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I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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