she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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