does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
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Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
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Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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