He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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