I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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