Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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