hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
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new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
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I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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