yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
My vagina is officially offended.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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