In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
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Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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