apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
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