Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Never joke about your clitoris.
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