Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
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I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
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is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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