If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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