What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
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Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
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Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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