there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
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you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
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I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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