Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
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That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I woke up under a house in Key West
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