I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
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I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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