the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
