Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
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just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
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Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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