dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
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how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
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There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Shame is for Republicans.
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