Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
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I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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