They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
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Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
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He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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