This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
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Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
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I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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