i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Randomize
