When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
