OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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