i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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