dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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