Me. At least after what I've been through.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
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him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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