i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
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Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
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I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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