when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
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I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
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Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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