Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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