How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
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