Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
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which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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