Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
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I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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