My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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