We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I'm sobbing to NWA
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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