Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
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