FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
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You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
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Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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