I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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