he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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