I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
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Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
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Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Who died my cat blue again?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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