they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
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one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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