Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
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I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
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Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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