You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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