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(225): View more from Louisiana

If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party

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(225): If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party http://tfl.nu/fuoa

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like

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(781): At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like http://tfl.nu/8q6a

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(919): View more from North Carolina

is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?

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(919): is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people? http://tfl.nu/ymsz

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(860): View more from Connecticut

She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.

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(860): She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit. http://tfl.nu/aa9j

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(856): View more from New Jersey

we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"

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(856): we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon" http://tfl.nu/pn3g

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too

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(412): apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too http://tfl.nu/j3jp

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.

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(864): Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded. http://tfl.nu/5fxu

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(303): View more from Colorado

We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences

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(303): We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences http://tfl.nu/lf6j

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(916): View more from California

Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.

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(916): Need. Hospital. Physically am floating. http://tfl.nu/j2sm

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(803): View more from South Carolina

High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.

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(803): High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice. http://tfl.nu/ko1b

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(616): View more from Michigan

Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.

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(616): Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS. http://tfl.nu/6mor

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(817): View more from Texas

Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!

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(817): Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude! http://tfl.nu/8kar

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(585): View more from New York

I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.

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(585): I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits. http://tfl.nu/c0pb

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(908): View more from New Jersey

On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.

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(908): On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ. http://tfl.nu/spxo

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(731): View more from Tennessee

I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.

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(731): I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office. http://tfl.nu/6ten

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