I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
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It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
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Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Do you have feelings for this penis?
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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